We named our Heartland Bighorn 3930PC “The Heartland Express”. The Heartland Express will undergo approximately 80,000 dollars in upgrades at our workshop before leaving the station. After our Bighorn is delivered we will begin documenting all our modifications in detail. This documentary will be known as our “Video Diary”.
The crewmembers of “The Heartland Express” are:
Your Conductor is Scott
Your Engineer is my wife Mirna aka Lisa
Your virtual crewmember taking on the role of Ambassador is my daughter, AmandaScott aka Scottie
AmandaScott is busy in her 4th year at Auburn University but will try to make appearances. AmandaScott has yet to determine the college for her postgraduate work.
The “pulse” of The Heartland Express is our Chihuahua named Cujina. Cujina’s name is derived from combining Cujo and Nina. Cujina’s name is pronounced like a person using a heavy Japanese accent would pronounce Godzilla.
Somebody’s Birthday 
Christmas 
More Christmas 
Prepping for departure back to Auburn 
3 vital entities 
Heading to Hold Harmless Ranch 
Hot Hot Hot 
Working out at the Ranch in 107 degree heat 
No comment 
Hey it works! 
Careful with the trigger 
New Boots 
Cold for Texas — Probably in the low 70’s 
Napoleon 
Not to keen on the sweater 
Feed Me (subtle hint) 
Feed Me (not so subtle) 
Super Clean 
Ready to Rumble after being washed
