“The Heartland Express”

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In the coming months we will transform Hold Harmless Ranch into a Harvest Host Destination. We will offer an optional Fishing Charter to the world renowned Laguna Madre Bay. To learn more about the species of fish found in the Southern Laguna Madre Bay CLICK HERE.

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Our new boat will launch and recover out of Port Mansfield, TX. Port Mansfield is 53 miles from the Ranch using 1 road; TX-186E.

We will spend 5 hours or less (client’s choice) on the water not counting the trip from and to the boat launch. The Majek’s capacity is 8 but in order to enhance your experience and comfort we will limit our clients to 4 or less. If you have more than 4 in your party please email us and we will decide on a case by case basis.

We will charge a flat rate of $600.00

The Laguna Madre Bay fishing experience is reserved for our Harvest Host guests that would like to fish on the bay. We will not provide local charter service.

Email us at: theheartlandexpresscrew@gmail.com for more information.

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WHO is Mr. Bill


The Heartland Express will offer exclusive coverage of Mr. Bill’s flight training, the construction of the launch pad, the building of the rocket, and all rocket launches.

In anticipation of mishaps we constructed the “Mr. Bill Trauma Center” to provide Mr. Bill with immediate onsite care.

We would like to take a moment to thank our Sponsors/ Donors – Reynolds Wrap and Coleman Lanterns. Without their support the Space Suit / Heat Shield and Helmet would not have been possible.

Mr. Bill’s Reynolds Wrap – Space Suit / Heat Shield and Coleman Lantern Helmet

Our EPISODES consist of:

    • Unscripted
    • Unedited…and
    • Unbelievable
    • HEARTLAND NEWS!Premiering March 2022

and The EXPLOITS of Mr. Bill and Spot

  • SPACE WHY? pages will be made up of the following chapters:
    • MBSFT – Mr. Bill’s Space Flight Training
    • MBTCE – Mr. Bill’s Trauma Center Experiences
    • THELPC – “THE” Launch Pad Construction
    • THECRB – “THE” Custom Rocket Build

Meet SPOT our newest crewmember and Mr. Bill’s ardent defender!

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We poured an additional 1200 SqFt of concrete for a total of 6000 SqFt

THUNDER’s LED Light Installation is Complete!

THUNDER’s LED Grill Upgrade is Complete!

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Shirts are In BUT are NOT yet for Sale

HOLY SMOKES you made it to the bottom of our first page! Please continue surfing our website BUT if you would like a glimpse of the past merely click on the picture below. Again thanks for stopping by.


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