“The Heartland Express”

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We have escaped the “Devil’s Armpit.”

MORE TO FOLLOW

Tremendously exciting times lie ahead.

Of Note: Our ranch property has been SOLD!

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BUT FOR NOW……

Contact us if you would like to book a fishing trip to the Laguna Madre Bay.

Due to the complexity of Vetting a potential guest we ONLY offer this experience to Retired Military or Law Enforcement.

Fishing expeditions ended 12/1/2022

Email us at: theheartlandexpresscrew@gmail.com to discuss the details.

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WHO is Mr. Bill

MR. BILL WILL BE LAUNCHED INTO SPACE ONLY NOW FROM New York…. BE PATIENT!!

The Heartland Express will offer exclusive coverage of Mr. Bill’s flight training, the construction of the launch pad, the building of the rocket, and all rocket launches.

In anticipation of mishaps we constructed the “Mr. Bill Trauma Center” to provide Mr. Bill with immediate onsite care.

We would like to take a moment to thank our Sponsors/ Donors – Reynolds Wrap and Coleman Lanterns. Without their support the Space Suit / Heat Shield and Helmet would not have been possible.

Mr. Bill’s Reynolds Wrap – Space Suit / Heat Shield and Coleman Lantern Helmet

Our EPISODES consist of:

and The EXPLOITS of Mr. Bill and Spot

  • SPACE WHY? pages will be made up of the following chapters:
    • MBSFT – Mr. Bill’s Space Flight Training
    • MBTCE – Mr. Bill’s Trauma Center Experiences
    • THELPC – “THE” Launch Pad Construction
    • THECRB – “THE” Custom Rocket Build

Meet SPOT our newest crewmember and Mr. Bill’s ardent defender!

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We poured an additional 1200 SqFt of concrete for a total of 6000 SqFt

THUNDER’s LED Light Installation is Complete!

THUNDER’s LED Grill Upgrade is Complete!

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Shirts are In BUT are NOT yet for Sale

HOLY SMOKES you made it to the bottom of our first page! Please continue surfing our website BUT if you would like a glimpse of the past merely click on the picture below. Again thanks for stopping by.

GO THE DISTANCE

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