“The Heartland Express”

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We are leaving the “Devil’s Armpit.” Escrow on our estate home near Binghamton, NY closes in January of 2023. With winter rapidly approaching I ran out of time to pour concrete. Our fourth and final workshop will be the Coupe De Grace. The workshop will measure 4,800 square feet with an additional 2,400 square foot canopy built on a 10,000 square foot pad.

The plan is to fish in the summer (Finger Lakes, Poconos, etc) and provide Heavy Off Road Rescue Services in the winter with Mr. Bill and Abacus aka “Spot” leading the way. Our rescue service will be a FREE service that accepts donations only. If you can afford to donate then donate – if you cannot afford to donate then don’t but regardless we will get you back on the road. Tremendously exciting times lie ahead.

Of Note: Our ranch property has been SOLD!

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Contact us if you would like to book a fishing trip to the Laguna Madre Bay.

Due to the complexity of Vetting a potential guest we ONLY offer this experience to Retired Military or Law Enforcement.

Fishing expeditions ended 12/1/2022

Email us at: theheartlandexpresscrew@gmail.com to discuss the details.

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WHO is Mr. Bill


The Heartland Express will offer exclusive coverage of Mr. Bill’s flight training, the construction of the launch pad, the building of the rocket, and all rocket launches.

In anticipation of mishaps we constructed the “Mr. Bill Trauma Center” to provide Mr. Bill with immediate onsite care.

We would like to take a moment to thank our Sponsors/ Donors – Reynolds Wrap and Coleman Lanterns. Without their support the Space Suit / Heat Shield and Helmet would not have been possible.

Mr. Bill’s Reynolds Wrap – Space Suit / Heat Shield and Coleman Lantern Helmet

Our EPISODES consist of:

and The EXPLOITS of Mr. Bill and Spot

  • SPACE WHY? pages will be made up of the following chapters:
    • MBSFT – Mr. Bill’s Space Flight Training
    • MBTCE – Mr. Bill’s Trauma Center Experiences
    • THELPC – “THE” Launch Pad Construction
    • THECRB – “THE” Custom Rocket Build

Meet SPOT our newest crewmember and Mr. Bill’s ardent defender!

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We poured an additional 1200 SqFt of concrete for a total of 6000 SqFt

THUNDER’s LED Light Installation is Complete!

THUNDER’s LED Grill Upgrade is Complete!

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Shirts are In BUT are NOT yet for Sale

HOLY SMOKES you made it to the bottom of our first page! Please continue surfing our website BUT if you would like a glimpse of the past merely click on the picture below. Again thanks for stopping by.


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